Good one!

A College Professor stood on a chair Said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair"- Nothing happened, the class was quiet. He said, See I'll give it a couple more minutes. A Marine Vet stood up punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at him and said "Why did you do that?" The Marine said "GOD is busy protectingmy buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this so HE sent ME!"